W̷e̷A̷r̷e̷L̷a̷g̷g̷i̷n̷g̷ 🤪 Two walking red flags who somehow found each other. Big silent fellow who likes tying girls to trees + loud chaotic girl who thinks this is all comedy. We’re not the cuities at all. We’re a chaotic performance of strange decisions and questionable sounds. No sugarcoating. No fake moans. Just us being unapologetically weird.

• Tie her to something like a forgotten bike • Make her produce the weirdest sounds possible • Slap things until they’re nicely red • Turn “this is too much” into “again please” • Just be the coolest badasses ever exissted lol

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• Fake moans are strictly forbidden 😤 • Suffering goes better with laughter 😂 • Consent is mandatory, everything else is negotiable 🤝 • If it doesn’t leave marks, why even bother? 🔥 • We take nothing seriously except quick release ⛓️ AND THE MOST FOCKEN IMPORTANT: • No matter how hard we lag — the show must go on! 🎉

• No begging or demanding free stuff please • No personal questions (we don’t answer them) • Dirty talk only in tip notes • If you write in PM — be ready that we answer with voice (typing is pain for us) • We NEVER show genitals in public. NOPE. Not at all. • We never show faces in public. Not for any ammount of tokenss. Never ever. • In private? Maybe… but the charge will be so stupidly high you’ll question your life choices 😂 • Privates are great, but first discuss details in PM • No spam or copypaste • Be respectful and have fun • No illegal requests We’re nice… until we’re not 😌